Bish Bash Bosh Benteke: Arsenal 1 Aston Villa 3

The title of this post is going to be something you quite probably read a lot this season. Bish bash bosh Benteke is my new thing. And I'm thinking about something for Antonio Luna because he scored on his debut ... you don't get much better than that.

But this is a quick post and here it is; we went to Arsenal and left as 3-1 winners. We went to Arsenal and took what little they had and beat them, but Benteke got two, hence the post title.

And I know I'll get stick for this, but I sort of thought this was going to happen. Arsenal are not a side to be feared any more (my Liverpool and Aston Villa double came in). Arsenal are the new Liverpool.

In fact, after today and I know this is only the first game of the season, but I can't see them finishing in the top four.

We went to London, we took what we wanted. If we do that on Wednesday I'll shave my private parts.

Anyway, I'm leaving now because tonight is a night to have fun. The bet came in and Aston Villa won. It's only the first game, but it was an important one. Goals from Benteke and Luna .. it's like it was written in the stars. See what I've done?

But before I go

I really should mention that Gabby won us the first two goals, even though Benteke converted the penalties he created and you know what; there were boos, almost like predicted.

The team

Guzan, Baker (Clark - 17' ), Vlaar, Luna, Lowton, El Ahmadi, Westwood, Delph, Weimann (Bacuna - 88' ), Agbonlahor and Benteke.