Patrick Vieira has today denied rumours claiming he was to join Midlands outfit Birmingham City. Speaking from his villa outside Milan, the 33-year old midfielder was quick to play down growing talk of a move to St. Andrews.

"Primarily I am footballer, rather than a clown or a pig. I am one of the most capped French midfielders of all time," snorted the former Arsenal captain.

Viera continued, "I have played in a team which has won the World Cup. Arsenal fans rank me the fifth greatest player in their history. It has never been my ambition to play relegation football in the mud for a grubby club with a crappy stadium."

The Frenchman stressed his view that he has at least two seasons of top class football left in his legs, and that he had instructed his agent to seek a two to three year contract at a top quality club.

"I believe I still have the ability and experience to play regular first team football for a top club in Serie A, La Liga or the Premier League. The problem with Birmingham City, apart from being shit and having supporters who smell like llamas, is that next season they will be playing against Colchester United and the Milton Keynes Dons. I think I have a bit more to offer than that" finished the World Cup winner.

Reports suggest that Vieira, who remains well-connected in his birthplace Dakar, has nevertheless offered to put City scouts in touch with some of the up-and-coming players in Senegal's Division Four.

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RayK said:

... You've got to chuckle at this story haven't you!

Comment 1, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.05 pm

Stock said:

... And I thought the french just spoke bollox.

Comment 2, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.06 pm

Josh said:

... In any other situation i'd say that you wrote this, Doc. But since it's addressing Birmingham City, it's definitely right. Bloody llamas.

Comment 3, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.09 pm

Smyth said:

... Good interjection of wit Doc. The tireless bickering on the former thread was beginning to wear me down.

Comment 4, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.12 pm

Andy Scarborough said:

... Hello, I am a llama and I object to your comment suggesting that I smell like a BlueNose. I am instructing my llawyres.

Comment 5, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.18 pm

Kiwivillan said:

... Lets laugh at City while the most promising young fullback, Kyle Naughton, is heading for Everton while MON fiddles.

Comment 6, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.19 pm

eddie blue said:

... its a good job you v***a scumbags can spell as well

Comment 7, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.20 pm

cud said:

... Viera was then heard to comment that although he had heard of Birmingham he was slightly unfamiliar with where rivals Aston may be based. Although he did seem to remember someone telling him once that there was a football team there supported by such working class heroes as a prince, a violinist from Worcester, Forest Gump and grown men who insisted on wearing half the contents of the club shop at all times and who were capable of being battered by women and children with no arms and legs. He then went off for a dump.

Comment 8, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.20 pm

jason the ace said:

... he has only got one good season left surely

Comment 9, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.24 pm

Richard Bunn said:

... Quality Doc! Love it when the shits get idea's of grandeur...idiots UTV

Comment 10, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.26 pm

Martin Clabon said:

... what have you done Doc? Cue the invasion

Comment 11, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.26 pm

eddie blue said:

... UTV? yeah RIGHT up em. Why cant you lot concentrate on your OWN signings / targets (or lack thereof) instead of commenting on ours? Reason? Jealous perhaps?

Comment 12, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.27 pm

Ben said:

... MON pull your finger out and match Everton's bid and drive up to meet him etc now .... Its unreal that yet again we lag behind everyone when it comes to transfers. I'm starting to really wonder if MON has his eye on the ball at Villa?

Comment 13, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.27 pm

Slackar said:

... Wiv all these great signings haha the shit hav made shudnt they be talkin it them on there blog or ain't they got one being such a small club wiv a shitty ground from small Heath!! UTV!!

Comment 14, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.28 pm

Ben said:

... We may laugh at the scums expense with PV comments but the way we seem to be down to bare bones in numbers. The lack of effort by MON and Randy in getting in numbers is so serious we might be one of those clubs fighting and not for Europe!

Comment 15, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.30 pm

johnsheppard said:

... The RSPCL have got to hear about this

Comment 16, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.33 pm

Ben said:

... Just read MON comment on the offical site "Hope to get a few numbers in over the next few weeks" HOPE - You've got no choice, should've got some in already by now!

Comment 17, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.33 pm

whitey said:

... Jealous of the Blues? I've heard it all now. What have the Blues ever done for Villa fans to be jealous of? They are, always have been and always will be abject. It's just written in the stars. Pathetic.

Comment 18, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.33 pm

eddie blue said:

... Finally a ''sensible'' fan (albeit a dirty scummy v***a one) Ben!! The way you lot are going i doubt you'll even have enough players for a starting 11 !! And you laugh at us?? ahhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahahaha

Comment 19, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.34 pm

cud said:

... ...after he had a dump, he threw one off as he was bit bored. When he was finished he was heard to say that he really wanted some kid called slacker's number as he seemed a right craic and wanted to see if in real life he also spoke like a text and if he had loads of acne and was probably also ginger.

Comment 20, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.34 pm

eddie blue said:

... Cud.... ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaahahahahhah ahahahhahahahahhahahhahaa

Comment 21, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.37 pm

Wez said:

... Eddie weather we start with 11 players or not we will stll be taking 6 points from you and the gobshite who mentioned about "us" wearing half the club shops contents that's because we have some decent clobber to actually buy from the shop unlike you lot who only dust off your shite shirts when you get promoted pathetic!

Comment 22, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.39 pm

rob h said:

... I wonder why viera wouldn't want to line up with the stars of small heath? I mean if he joined them he could be playing along side world class stars such as.... Jerome! who I hear you say? had a hit no 1 single with robson green! thats who larsson! Who I hear you say? top scorer in scottish football for ages! oh no just a crap player with same surname my mistake bowyer! who I hear you say! mike tyson's sparing partner! Bent! Who I hear you say! David sullivans most famous porn star Benitez! Who I hear you say! a very successful manager! oh no a shit player my mistake roger johnson! Who I hear you say! Bents pornstar title Viera would be mad not yo join um. there all famous and run by the brady bunch!

Comment 23, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.41 pm

adam said:

... f**kin great post. loved it. UTV

Comment 24, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.41 pm

Paul Egan said:

... Finally, some factual reporting.

Comment 25, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.43 pm

cud said:

... Viera muttered when leaving the interview room, whilst shaking his head "there's a certain age that people reach when wearing club merchandise becomes unacceptable, they just look like c*nts". In his mind many astonians break a rule which is sacred to him. Upon parting that wisdom he had to run in for another dump because it all got a bit much for him.

Comment 26, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.44 pm

Vijay said:

... Good laugh, but i think we have more important things to sort out in our own back yard!

Comment 27, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.45 pm

whitey said:

... Pathetic. Moronic. Typically Bluenose. What a f**kwit.

Comment 28, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.46 pm

eddie blue said:

... *casts out rod* Of course he could have always joined the dizzy heights of v***a with the likes of..... Steve Sidwell Moustapha Salifou Emile Heskey? Marlon 'the lump' Harewood he could have joined them boys couldnt he? surely? oh no wait there wasnt even a link. like i said earlier..... concentrate on your own signings / targets. *sits back and waits for the bite*

Comment 29, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.47 pm

Steve Badger said:

... Absolute class Doc Bloody disappointing though, that even when we're taking the piss out of the noses, the MON haters still have to moan

Comment 30, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.49 pm

Wez said:

... Eddie, all of which would stroll into your starting 11 and you would proberbly make them captain, oh wait that already happened! LOL pathetic team pathetic fans see you in September!

Comment 31, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.50 pm

rob h said:

... eddie the funny thing is this time next year those players of villas who you say are shit will be in a division above your amatuers

Comment 32, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.54 pm

John Jordan said:

... CUD!...I love your sense of humour!..I laughed that much..I think I've SHHT my pants!

Comment 33, made on July 10, 2009 at 4.59 pm

John Jordan said:

... All together now....UTV.

Comment 34, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.00 pm

eddie blue said:

... jealous much?

Comment 35, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.02 pm

cud said:

... After completing his second trip to trap 2 of the gents, he always goes for the middle one of the 3 you see, Viera was seen to be holding under his arm a copy of Llama fancier. Apparently Viera loves Llamas, he owns 6 on a farm in Droitwich but what he really loves is cake. He really, really loves cake. He hates Forest Gump though. He said it was sh*t.

Comment 36, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.04 pm

Witton Wanderer said:

... While I have to admit that the post raised a guilty smile to my lips I do wish that we'd rise above this sort of thing. Post about Villa and leave Blues to their own fate.

Comment 37, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.05 pm

ps said:

... Eddie, you talk sense. I am disgusted at MON lack of signings. I wish we had bought every single one of your signings, top quality and im dreading playing blues this season.

Comment 38, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.10 pm

Adey Stuttard said:

... Witton Wanderer, If you were a regular, you would know this is the kind of light hearted reading we have wanted since the end of season - transfer talk is soooo boring!

Comment 39, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.11 pm

Wez said:

... And cud,don't you own a club shirt,badge in the car window or anything else with the clubs name on it it's called having pride for the team you support only something you lot know about when your in the premier 5-1 UTV SOTC see you in September

Comment 40, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.12 pm

eddie blue said:

... PS i hate to agree with you (purely on the basis of being a vile fan) but you've got to be honest with yourselves as fans and know that deep down you are worried. Come and be a bluenose Sure they'll break your hearts but they dont wear ANYTHING remotely near the colour pink. Queers

Comment 41, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.14 pm

Russ said:

... well.. at least there is one Vili Fan with a sense of humour!! good peice, do you work for the Meaning Evil ??, are u Tattum in disuise!! lol

Comment 42, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.16 pm

Biggie Villa said:

... im pretty worried to be honest and ive been going down the Villa for years

Comment 43, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.17 pm

Villa Manlover Cocksucker said:

... I wish all villa fans would take me up the hoop im such a gay villa bastard

Comment 44, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.18 pm

Wez said:

... Your either colour blind or stupid don't answer that! Now your the 4th biggest team in the midlands why would we fear you lot!

Comment 45, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.18 pm

ps said:

... Biggie villa, im a worried villa fan too. We are going backwards under MON !! No money, no signings, best players leaving and now blues are hot on our tails.....i am not happy.

Comment 46, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.19 pm

eddie blue said:

... Fair play to ya son, i still wouldnt buy you a pint though, after all your still a dirty vile scummer hahaha

Comment 47, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.21 pm

Dan Naylor said:

... and blue is for boys?? how old are you mate- grow up! Come the start of the season well compare the quality of the players we have both signed, and see why you will forever be in our shadows. Roger Johnson- Benitez ha ha ha!! Going down my lord!!!!!

Comment 48, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.23 pm

eddie blue said:

... The start of the season we'll compare the quality of the players?? And your asking me how old i am?? Ok so a completely different level altogether but Chelsea spent god knows how many millions last season and got almost nowhere!! If you followed football you'd understand it takes TIME to get a newly built team to gel together and become good. I tell you something though, we're quaking in our boots at your only signing... some 15yr old from Arsenal? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahaha

Comment 49, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.30 pm

Dan Naylor said:

... What your quaking at is the fact that your weak team were bullied last time we played you by Carew, Gabby, and Ashley Young! Mate im home and away every week, what about you? But I guess your one of these that comments on Youtube shouting zulu every five minutes..... We will buy quality dont worry about us lot...were going for europe again...You want to worry about Bolton, Hull, and Burnley! 6 more points off Small Heath...You lot going down...and us lot get europe again!! yep very likely I know

Comment 50, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.35 pm

eddie blue said:

... Yeah im one of them that comments on youtube everyweek shouting zulu. Not likely son id much rather be at the away games myself. Incidentally why would you be looking on youtube at zulus? Hmmmmm. And as for europe..... Go ahead and make yourselves a laughing stock again. Tell you what, we'll even laugh with you!! ahahahaha

Comment 51, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.39 pm

the Nose said:

... good to see theres plenty of Villa Gossip to be chatting about !!!

Comment 52, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.43 pm

adam said:

... lmfao scum might have signed a few mediocre at best players but you will still end up in the bottom 3 MUGS

Comment 53, made on July 10, 2009 at 5.50 pm

Tom Hanks said:

... The small heath knuckledraggers in this comment section must be getting a more educated friend to post their drivel. We all know the 'Noses are illiterate and inbred. f**king dirty unwashed small heath vermin

Comment 54, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.01 pm

Andy Scarborough said:

... This is brilliant; a bit of innocent blues-baiting to lift our mood. It's sure preferable to waiting for the new arrivals at Bodymoor, though we won't need any new face to stuff the sh*te again. 5-1, Ha - It still makes me smile. UTV! SOTC! MRSA!

Comment 55, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.02 pm

dave said:

... EDDIE WOT A p***k U SAID IT TAKES MORE THAN A YEAR TO BUILD A TEAM YOU LOT HAVE HAD OVER A HUNDRED OF THEM AND STILL HAVENT BUILT ONE

Comment 56, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.10 pm

Wez said:

... Laughing stock? Who were you playing when we was beating Ajax?

Comment 57, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.11 pm

Dan Naylor said:

... Eddie, I know you lot spout about zulu's on youtube because there all over Villa videos....duhh Paul McGrath My Lord!!!!!!

Comment 58, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.12 pm

eddie blue said:

... tivivilla......... so where abouts did i say 'it takes more than a year to build a team' ?? its a good job you can read!! oh no wait....

Comment 59, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.23 pm

Dan Naylor said:

... eddieblue...do you mind like going away your leaving a bad smell...that smell that only a dirty small heath vermin gives off!

Comment 60, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.26 pm

eddie blue said:

... Holteend is that how your lot deal with the aggro us lot give you? Just face it lads, v***a are shit and they always will be a small town club in Birmingham's City. Worst of luck to you all. Here's to 6 points to us next season. Cheers.

Comment 61, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.31 pm

Michael panizza said:

... Poor llamas. Speaking of Small Heath, I heard they were interested in signing Joey Barton after clinching the Lee Bowyer deal. A bit like the saying related to dogs and their owners, players may reflect the club they sign for: and the two gents mentioned above sum up perfectly the crowd at St.Andrews. Thick thugs.

Comment 62, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.43 pm

pjmavfc said:

... villa fans after the game. dirty nose's fans after the game.

Comment 63, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.48 pm

villa biker said:

... fair play doc thats good but i bet thats wot he realy was thinking the contents of my pants are cleaner than blues gruond and ive had a bad guts

Comment 64, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.50 pm

Eddie Iz Not Ard said:

... Carry on with the Blues banter Eddie, your posts are dynamite mate. I love the Villa but really value BirmShity and them zulu bag heads. A few beers and you think your not scum anymore. Blues just keep me laughing untill the end of the Road.

Comment 65, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.51 pm

Holte End Hero said:

... villa are a small town club in birmingham's city!! ha ha Eddie Blue your sense of humour is a amzing. classic sarcasm

Comment 66, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.54 pm

pjmavfc said:

... found a blues season ticket nailed to a tree on the way to work this morning . could not belive my luck i needed a nail!!!!!!!

Comment 67, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.54 pm

eddie blue said:

... I love the way you lot are just biting to every word i say...

Comment 68, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.55 pm

adam said:

... michael jackson faked his death so he could become the new scum city owner. hes renaming the ground neverwonathing land

Comment 69, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.58 pm

karen brady said:

... Fancy coming on a date eddie !!!

Comment 70, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.59 pm

Villa Sparton said:

... Eddie, you are a clueless COCK!!!

Comment 71, made on July 10, 2009 at 6.59 pm

Holte End Hero said:

... even eddie pissed out his face on a shandy bass wouldn't go out with karen brady

Comment 72, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.00 pm

Villa4life said:

... i started to believe it until the end....lol

Comment 73, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.02 pm

rob h said:

... with the extra 6 points this season from blues we should get champions league! then next season when they swap leagues with west brom again we will get six of the baggies as well

Comment 74, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.05 pm

Leic3stershire AVFC said:

... These post on here are getting a bit silly now, come on lads how old are you, You sound like women not men, I don't want to see any midland team go down this season, i want to see more in the premiership WBA, leicester Derby, forest, coventry, its great now seening 4 teams in the premiership, just like the 80s when the midlands rule div one, Its getting old now saying we are going to get 6 points of you this season, we will now see who are the biggest in may when we see who has won the most midland games, I am jealous a bit that b'ham has done well so far in the transfer market, we will do well again after july 17th, Good luck birmingham city in the premiership 7 days to go until we sign our first player friday july 17th

Comment 75, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.06 pm

Dan Naylor said:

... Two noses went past a shop and saw that blues season tickets were 50% off! the one went in and bought a pack of condoms the second nose went where are the season tickets? well the 1st nose was too embarrased to ask

Comment 76, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.08 pm

eddie is a tool said:

... ok all inbreds who have just again proved how retarded ill tell you how villa are better than a drug dealers shit. 1st we have a better manager. 2nd better chairman 3rd better players 4th better stadium 5th better history 6th we have great european nights i.e. ajax while you will be visiting blackpool on a wet tuesday night next season. 7th 5-1 shall i stop yet? no.ok. 8th we have not lost 2 you scum now for at least 5 games i believe. 9th the zulus are a bunch of burberry wearing w****rs who beat up little kids because their benefits have stopped. 10th ........and karen brady is a fukin SSSSSLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAGGGGGGG

Comment 77, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.12 pm

Martin Clabon said:

... It sure does stink of pork on here tonight Villa Biker, haven't heard from you for months but 1st chance you get to get stuck in to the gypoes and there you are. Good man

Comment 78, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.14 pm

eddie blue said:

... A better chairman? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahaha even most of you v***a lot know what a complete c**t Ellis is so dont give me that!! And if your going to keep going back in history do i really HAVE to mention that clown Enckleman? And oh incidentally we wont be playing Blackpool on a rainy tuesday night either. Now whos the tool? Fool

Comment 79, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.36 pm

Michael panizza said:

... I've just tried to visit birmingham city's website but I couldn't get anything...I think it must have gone down.

Comment 80, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.36 pm

Michael panizza said:

... They'll be living off Enckelman's mistake for the next 100 years now..but then again that's what happens to teams with nothing else to shout about.

Comment 81, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.37 pm

Martin Clabon said:

... Eddie, Ellis? you been sleeping it off for the last 3 years? Not missed much, you've still won f**k all

Comment 82, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.38 pm

eddie is a tool said:

... did you just say ellis is our chairman no no no you really do have mental issues eddie

Comment 83, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.41 pm

pete said:

... naughton to hold talks with everton next week,they are aiso after delph. sky sports

Comment 84, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.42 pm

kohoutek, home now and name still not working properly said:

... Birmingham were promoted? What, were they relegated or something again?

Comment 85, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.47 pm

eddie blue said:

... Even Learner hahahahahahahahaha

Comment 86, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.48 pm

eddie blue said:

... ive been on here far too long

Comment 87, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.50 pm

Michael panizza said:

... Spelt 'Lerner', you bluenose retard. They should send you lot to school on a saturday afternoon, not to St.Andrews to watch that garbage.

Comment 88, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.52 pm

Andy Scarborough said:

... So have I Eddie Blue. I haven't had so much fun since we beat the Blues, but I'm just not getting any work done. Please go away so that I can concentrate on my job.

Comment 89, made on July 10, 2009 at 7.57 pm

adam said:

... how refreshing was that. taking the piss out of scum retards instead of reading bollox transfer rumours

Comment 90, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.06 pm

stephen said:

... has eddie gone....it was fun with his retarded views on football

Comment 91, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.17 pm

eddie blue1 said:

... Nice to know somebody hijacked my name while i left!! How funny of you all!! You'll be pleased to know i gave this thread up after the biting statement. Over and out. Over to you 'eddie blue' Guess it must be that jealous streak coming back in eh?

Comment 92, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.29 pm

tracy andrews said:

... Come on eddie let me take you on a date , you can take me down a nice country lane somewhere.

Comment 93, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.32 pm

pjmavfc said:

... Tracey andrews is our friend .

Comment 94, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.34 pm

eddie blue1 said:

... i really think i love villa you've turned me all

Comment 95, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.35 pm

Wez said:

... Same ip address??

Comment 96, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.36 pm

holte ade said:

... Walking through the park the other day a saw a 2009/10 blues season ticket nailed to a tree. I thought to myself "Bloody hell, i'm definatly having that away". Well.... you can never have to many nails can you!

Comment 97, made on July 10, 2009 at 8.47 pm

True villa said:

... Mon out! Not this shit!! It's getting serious!

Comment 98, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.01 pm

FatKevs said:

... How f**king sad so many jokers on this site are so interested in taking the shit out of the noses they cannot see or be bothered about the mess our own club is in. While Rome burned To Be Sure we Hope to get some players in Pluto says there is money

Comment 99, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.09 pm

JSINGH said:

... Just like 2 say why the f*ck is everyone talking about the blue . Get back to talking about the villa, and eddieblue1 p*ss off back to wherever the f*ck you came from.

Comment 100, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.11 pm

whitey said:

... Oh come on. It's so boring in the transfer market. What's wrong with baiting the educationally subnormal Small Heathens? Especially ones that say Ahhhhahahahaha after a particularly embarrassing attempt at humour. They are the shit off our shoes and should be treated with contempt at all times.

Comment 101, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.24 pm

gazza01 said:

... oooh you bitch

Comment 102, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.29 pm

Leic3stershire AVFC said:

... birmingham has asked to loan David Trezeguet's for a season loan, fair play to them, i remember they signed dugary when they was first in the premiership. fabian delpth deal might though very soon if they get defonso on season loan, when this blog said get reo coker, we signed him, fans say get sidwell, when some of these plays don't do well its you who wants these players has well

Comment 103, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.33 pm

Carthorse said:

... What an excellent peice of journalism, surely fleet st can only be but a phone call away for you me laddo. I love the way you boys lay claim to having superior intelligence levels to us poor uneducated bluenoses yet you are creaming in your pants about this load of tripe!! Im glad we gave you something to laugh about, and to cause a diversion from your own woes, because lets be honest about the situation shall we. If there are any of you with two brain cells to rub together it wont have passed you by that you have lost two of your best players, from an already small squad, and your transfer activity has been none existent up to now with just over a month until the start of the season. Good luck for the season, I for one am hoping for an eventful season for all the Midlands clubs. KRO

Comment 104, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.53 pm

bfastvilla said:

... http://www.avfc.premiumtv.co.u...37,00.html is this old news,

Comment 105, made on July 10, 2009 at 9.58 pm

oldvillan said:

... is martin oneil still at the club,as usual we are the last to know about anything except for when its time to spend our money on season tickets

Comment 106, made on July 10, 2009 at 10.11 pm

VillaDude said:

... bfastvilla - its been explained on here a few times. The official Villa website is a Premium TV site, just like bham shitty, leeds, newcastle etc. They all use the same player database, you can map any player to the villa site. Including some retired players, such as Robbie Savage, and ex villa player Julian Joachim. Nothing to get excited about

Comment 107, made on July 10, 2009 at 10.13 pm

whitey said:

... I must admit my hatred of Small Heath goes too far at times. Whenever I play Football Manager, I add another manager who is always called Bluenose Vermin. I then utterly ruin BCFC by signing about 20 of the worst players I can find on the biggest salary and signing on fee I can muster. I then sell all of the original squad for nothing. This soon gets them relegated and millions in debt. It's pathetic watching them tumble through the divisions of imaginary leagues but it gives me an enormous sense of well being.

Comment 108, made on July 10, 2009 at 10.20 pm

Doc said:

... May I offer you all an apology for this senseless piece of fake gutter journalism. I pride myself on trying to write balanced, articulate pieces with a positive but inquisitive angle. I have no idea what I was thinking of here. I would like to put on record that I consider Birmingham City a worthy and admirable rival, and I applaud their achievements in regaining Premier League status. I have never thought that their chairman is a slimy underworld lowlife, and I do not hold the opinion that their ground is a filthy, ramshackle pigsty. Please accept my apologies for the cheap shot that this post represents. I will in quite possibly not write anything like this again. Unless I feel like it.

Comment 109, made on July 10, 2009 at 10.29 pm

kohoutek, home now and name still not working properly said:

... How f**king sad so many jokers on this site are so interested in taking the shit out of the noses they cannot see or be bothered about the mess our own club is in. While Rome burned To Be Sure we Hope to get some players in Pluto says there is money I know...it's like just too much optimism around here these days, man. FFS.

Comment 110, made on July 10, 2009 at 10.32 pm

kohoutek, home now and name still not working properly said:

... Please, Doc, don't give up just yet. The humor almost distracted the rabid pack of dogs howling for MON's head. Almost.

Comment 111, made on July 10, 2009 at 10.35 pm

stephen may said:

... well in Doc!

Comment 112, made on July 10, 2009 at 10.36 pm

Steve Badger said:

... Loving it Doc Exactly what was needed, a bit of Villa/scum banter

Comment 113, made on July 10, 2009 at 11.32 pm

adam said:

... no need for apologies doc we need more posts like this ffs. the hate mongering on here is becoming ridiculous. keep up the good work

Comment 114, made on July 10, 2009 at 11.36 pm

cornwalljay said:

... Is it just me? Or is anyone else worried when they read MON saying "let's see if we can strengthen things" and he "hopes to add to the squad"! He should be saying "we have to strengthen things" and "we'll definitley see some new players coming in"! I think naughton is a must and think we should match evertons bid and get him in. We can't sit around and wait for things to happen or it will be too late and all our targets will have joined everton or tottenham! Oh and £5m for carew, I don't think so, try £15m! These papers make things up as they go along!

Comment 115, made on July 10, 2009 at 11.48 pm

Rubben said:

... he always says he hopes he will. it means hes going to basically what would you start saying if he said im deffinetly bringing people in then it went tits up. youd be moaning. so erm shut up!

Comment 116, made on July 11, 2009 at 12.07 am

Steve Badger said:

... Is it just me? Or is anyone else worried when they read MON saying "let's see if we can strengthen things" and he "hopes to add to the squad"! He should be saying "we have to strengthen things" and "we'll definitley see some new players coming in"! No, it's not just you. There are many muppets thinking the same Of course he's going to get players in. He's just cautious in the way he says things, not giving it the big "I am" like Redknapp (anyone notice he's been really quiet, now he hasn't got a pot to piss in?). The bloke has dignity mate. That's why he wasn't shouting about Hangerland, for example. Hangerland was involved in contract talks with Fulham, simple. MON won't even talk to a bloke in that situation, because he has morals. Now the talks have been done, I'll bet money we've asked about him, at least. In fact, I'll go so far as to say we'll get him (shit, neck on block etc). Yes, you can say "we should try every underhanded dirty trick in the book" if it improves us. But I like the way MON works. Yes he's slow, but I can happily live with it. Bring on the "we'll never win f**kall with MON" comments Fools, imo.

Comment 117, made on July 11, 2009 at 12.51 am

Paul Theiss said:

... Badger wins.

Comment 118, made on July 11, 2009 at 1.09 am

Halfwit said:

... Poor blues haha They will never get a player like viera not even if he was 50

Comment 119, made on July 11, 2009 at 1.12 am

Dan Naylor said:

... I see eddie blue, was tucked up in bed and had his bedtime story read to him early! I still have a feeling Veloso could be coming- i hope!

Comment 120, made on July 11, 2009 at 1.26 am

Simeon said:

... I pride myself on trying to write balanced, articulate pieces with a positive but inquisitive angle. The key word being 'try'. Having said that, I'd suggest that this article was a relatively good effort, though less amusing than the one where it was claimed Sidwell was an excellent signing. Of course, if I wasn't a Villa fan, I'd find the reality that our manager spent £5m on a one-dimensional player hilarious. By the way, I've noticed that some people are attempting to start a rumour that we signed Sidwell on a free transfer, presumably to suggest to some that he was actually a shrewd bit of business. An excellent plan in all but one respect. Even if Sidwell had been free, he'd still be a terrible signing! I look forward to a similar standard of 'journalism' continuing, so that I might chuckle again at the absurdity of it all.

Comment 121, made on July 11, 2009 at 3.36 am

vogra said:

... Badger talks complete sh&t as per usual.. For once..and i mean FOR ONCE... BADGER...i completley agree with everything u've just said..

Comment 122, made on July 11, 2009 at 6.29 am

peter power said:

... my mate who is a palace fan asked how to get to the blues ground when they were playing palace,i told him head to small heath and just follow the crowd,he did this and ended up at the local mosque

Comment 123, made on July 11, 2009 at 7.01 am

gazza01 said:

... Doc I hope you feel like it again soon. We all needed a little light hearted banter as we wait for more silence

Comment 124, made on July 11, 2009 at 9.31 am

willvbcfc said:

... Love to see Villa fans getting jealous at our ambition! So little is happening at the Villa that you're all having to turn your attentions to the positive and club building developments at St.Andrews. All this blog represents is jealousy, because you're all so insecure at the fact that you've signed no one, your owner doesn't care and Martin O'Neill is rapidly losing it! KRO!

Comment 125, made on July 11, 2009 at 10.14 am

s_j said:

... F***in ambition for what? Getting relegated again this season? Why are all the blues fans talking like they've won the league, try winning enough games to stay up and Patrick Viera? Wipe the shit out of your eyes it aint going to happen. And your crappy stadium looks like a shit 1920's chelsea training ground. p.s. no one wears blues merch because your fans cant afford it. UTV

Comment 126, made on July 11, 2009 at 11.36 am

scott said:

... ffs you bluenose scumbags why are youu on a villa blog anyway youre moaning at us for being obsesed with us but YOURE the ones who are on all our blogs so f**k off back to your shitty small heath blogs. oh and badger top post

Comment 127, made on July 11, 2009 at 12.02 pm

Martin Clabon said:

... whitey, waht a tremendous idea, sounds like great therapy. Do you play goalkeepers in midfield and stuff? How do you avoid getting sacked. I really ust have a go at this

Comment 128, made on July 11, 2009 at 2.52 pm

Dan Naylor said:

... Noses say Lerner is an awful chairman! When their owners are only obsessed with playing us and would love to beat us and go down...Golds and sullivan are clowns and Karen brady is a f*cking......well you know what comes next

Comment 129, made on July 11, 2009 at 3.57 pm

dazbcfcwales said:

... as a bluenose, i would just like to say it sure is true what people say about the fifteen fingered inbreads in the little village just outside birmingham,all us noses think you lot are so funny talking about the mighty blues on your own web site.if you would like to become a nose then first off all you need to check into the vets and get rid off all your diseases. then learn hows to sing more than one song. and then you need to stop being fickle.then you need to become used to seeing a stadium with an atmosphere.oh yes if you have two heads and fifteen fingers you have no chance as you will be escorted out off birmingham.k.r.o.

Comment 130, made on July 12, 2009 at 9.57 am

scott said:

... u mite wanna sort ur name out u bluenose c**t f**k off back 2 a brum scum blog!!

Comment 131, made on July 12, 2009 at 10.03 am

dazbcfcwales said:

... thats the thing scott,blues have supporters all over the world, not just in llanfirpwllgwygethgogerethgogogorth.im gone .this site has made me piss my pants with laughter.

Comment 132, made on July 12, 2009 at 10.10 am

Gay Smallheath Fans Alliance said:

... I hope David Sullivan goes through with plans and replace all the seating at St Andrews with dildo's.

Comment 133, made on July 12, 2009 at 11.20 am

dazbcfcwales said:

... 0 ... as a bluenose, i would just like to say it sure is true what people say about the fifteen fingered inbreads in the little village just outside birmingham,all us noses think you lot are so funny talking about the mighty blues on your own web site.if you would like to become a nose then first off all you need to check into the vets and get rid off all your diseases. then learn hows to sing more than one song. and then you need to stop being fickle.then you need to become used to seeing a stadium with an atmosphere.oh yes if you have two heads and fifteen fingers you have no chance as you will be escorted out off birmingham.k.r.o. I HAVE TO SAY SORRY TO ALL PEOPLE ON THIS FORUM ON BEHALF OF MY 14YR OLD SON WHO POSTED THIS UTTER RUBBISH ABOVE, I LOOKED AT THE BROWSER HISTORY AND FOUND HE HAD VISITED THIS SITE, EVEN THOUGH WE ARE A FAMILY OF BLUE NOSES WHAT HE HAD WRITTEN IS TOTTALY UNACEPTABLE. HE IS NOW SERVING A WEEKS DETENTION IN HIS ROOM AS PUNISHMENT FOR THIS. APPOLIGIES IF THE LITTLE SHIT CAUSED ANY HARM........

Comment 134, made on July 12, 2009 at 1.39 pm

Dan Naylor said:

... Only got one song ok whatever! Cause you lot have loads of songs dont you!

Comment 135, made on July 12, 2009 at 4.50 pm

Martin Clabon said:

... Good parenting Daz's Dad, well done

Comment 136, made on July 12, 2009 at 9.20 pm

vogra said:

... AT least Blues show some ambition

Comment 137, made on July 13, 2009 at 7.14 am

scott said:

... ambition BOLLOCKS!! who wants 2 crack the top 4 next season? and if youre on about ure signings HAHAHAHAAHAHA Roger bloodey Johnson wat a shit player christian benitez good in south american league bet he flops!!

Comment 138, made on July 13, 2009 at 10.09 am

scott said:

... to be fair though dazbcfcwales why are on a villa forum anyway?

Comment 139, made on July 13, 2009 at 10.11 am

Mr Tilton said:

... Hello to the author. Are you aware that if you put Vieira continued and then put the comment in quote and the player has not made the statement, you can be pursued legally for LIBEL!!! So I suggest you cut the BS and deal with the facts. Mr Vieira is not likely to sign for Birmingham but has not once spoken publically on who he is or is not signing for. KEEP IT FACTUAL OR MAYBE YOUR BLOG WILL ARRIVE ON HIS WEB SITE!!

Comment 140, made on July 14, 2009 at 9.42 am

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